Phase 1: Denial

It's Monday, and it feels like the end of the world. You're already questioning your life choices. That's a good starting point!

Here's the deal: you've just entered the Monday Blues Recovery Plan, a 7-phase program designed to get you through the week.

• Phase 2: Procrastination - because who needs productivity, right?
• Phase 3: Caffeine Injections - we're not talking about the kind you get at a doctor, but the good stuff
• Phase 4: Meme Culture - where the only thing you're really good at is making dad jokes
• Phase 5: Sarcastic Remarks - because who needs actual human interaction, anyway?
• Phase 6: Pretend It's Tuesday - it's like Phase 1, but for Tuesday
• Phase 7: Acceptance - where you've either accepted your fate or given up entirely